Auditions Writers and producers Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore will hold auditions for their new adult comedy, "You've Got Hate Mail," March 29, from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Brookdale Community Col-lege Performing Arts Center, Lincroft. The open role is for a female, age 25-35. Comic timing is a must. Auditioning actresses should bring a picture and a résumé. Sides will be provided at the audition (only). Details: (732) 224-2411.